Shanghai SNOOZE

It took me 9 years but I finally caught up with the much-anticipated summer blockbuster, critically acclaimed monster hit of the summer from 2000.

It only took me 10 minutes to fall asleep.

I see spots

There are some spots that just appeared on my arm.

They are a constellation of dots that form an obtuse triangle (100 degrees).

All signs point to ABDUCTION!

more pictures and testimonies of my experience to follow.

The world's toughest cop

is getting a brand new partner.

And he's a real

blast from the past!

I caught only a few minutes of this- the most expensive direct to video release movie ever made- 33.5 million dollars. I have to watch the whole thing, just to answer some questions I had...like those shoes the dinosaur is wearing, why couldn't they just make one big shoe?

Summary of film:

"In a future town a female police detective (Whoopi Goldberg) has to colaborate with Theodore Rex, a genetically generated Tyrannosaurus Rex, in order to investigate the murder of another dinosaure. Written by Volker Boehm "

My Brush with Celebrity

Today at work I talked to Lisa Frank. Of course I wasn't a girl in grade school, but I definitely remember all those folders. While I can't be sure she was the Lisa Frank, I do know she was a pediatrician. If the Lisa Frank is a doctor, I'm sure she is a pediatrician. And her office also sounded bright purple.

I love commercials lately (part 1)