Did you know?

An appendectomy costs $ 14,332.55?

sour kraut.

17 hours of direct Alaska sunlight + 7 hours of indirect sunlight = 85 lb cabbage

To Seeweedufus on Amazon.com

I ordered the complete series of the Sopranos on February 3 and still have not received the item. You took the money out of my account on February 4/5.
What happened?

New Neko Case Album - Middle Cyclone

I like it.
The first song reminds me of 'the needle has landed' off the fox confessor album.
I think its released on Tuesday

I'm sure everyone has seen this, but just in case...

Dear Joaquin...

I'm loving it.

An Office Experience

Julie:
Hey, help me come up with a question to open up this fund raising letter about natural resources conservation.

Me:
Ok.

Julie:
What do you think of this?
'Did you know that Nebraska has one of the most fragile ecosystems in the United States?'
...

Me:
hmmm.... wow thats really good, go with that. (pause)
Is that true?

Julie:
i don't know, probably.

I'm dying, slowly... in an office

Everyday I sit.
sit sit sit
all day long

and I'm worried
for my body, because it aches
from sitting...

seriously!!????!!
This is unacceptable.

I'm starting a new blog

Yes thats right, get ready for something new, something wonderful.

Something Genius!

Sorry Punxsutawney Phil but I think you were WRONG!

SOUNDS LIKE SPRING TO ME!

Monday
Thunderstorm
58° F | 38° F

Tuesday
Partly Cloudy
58° F | 32° F

Wednesday
Partly Cloudy
40° F | 22° F

Thursday
Partly Cloudy
43° F | 22° F

Friday
Chance of Snow
34° F | 16° F
T-storms
100% chance of precipitation

(minus the "chance of snow" part)