Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Sunday, August 2, 2009

RIP Gidget




Tonight I will raise my baja blast in remembrance of you.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

I pledge

to get fit

really

to get fit

get that membership to the YMCA

ride that bike around this town

hike for godssake

whatever it takes

Monday, July 27, 2009

Apocalypse FEVER!!!






OH man soo many other awesome trailers out there about the future
WOOO!

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

My least favorite song ever.....



followed closely by 'One Week' by the Barenaked Ladies.

My worst nightmare...

The question remains...

If you had a world tour, what would be its name?
The Destiny Tour?
The Unity Tour?

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Precious Jewel

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1184877425075&subj=210400524

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Tales from the Crypt Keeper

On these overnight shifts its hard for me to express my exact thoughts. Its a good thing that these photographs pretty much sum it up.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

at least the plants are alive!

Scene:
Me asleep in bed, catching some Zs before an overnight shift. Air conditioning/ heating guy yells up the stairs that he's coming up to check the vents. Me throwing all my shit on and under the bed. He walks in the room. Looks around. " Typical girl's room" he says to me. The clothes, the shoes the beer cans the piles and piles of books the piles and piles of blankets the half full mugs of toddys the eegaws the bed covered in dvd cases and alarm clocks and a laptop. " yeah man" I say. Its almost as bad as giving an aquaintance a surprise ride in your car that is full of month old recycling and other evidence of a lifestyle that is not exactly something to be proud of.

end scene.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Shanghai SNOOZE



It took me 9 years but I finally caught up with the much-anticipated summer blockbuster, critically acclaimed monster hit of the summer from 2000.

It only took me 10 minutes to fall asleep.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

I see spots




There are some spots that just appeared on my arm.

They are a constellation of dots that form an obtuse triangle (100 degrees).

All signs point to ABDUCTION!

more pictures and testimonies of my experience to follow.

Friday, April 10, 2009

The world's toughest cop
is getting a brand new partner.
And he's a real
blast from the past!
I caught only a few minutes of this- the most expensive direct to video release movie ever made- 33.5 million dollars. I have to watch the whole thing, just to answer some questions I had...like those shoes the dinosaur is wearing, why couldn't they just make one big shoe?
Summary of film:
"In a future town a female police detective (Whoopi Goldberg) has to colaborate with Theodore Rex, a genetically generated Tyrannosaurus Rex, in order to investigate the murder of another dinosaure. Written by Volker Boehm "

My Brush with Celebrity

Today at work I talked to Lisa Frank. Of course I wasn't a girl in grade school, but I definitely remember all those folders. While I can't be sure she was the Lisa Frank, I do know she was a pediatrician. If the Lisa Frank is a doctor, I'm sure she is a pediatrician. And her office also sounded bright purple.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Lancaster County Prison Sucks

I’m applying for an environmental organizing school in Boston that would start in the fall.
They only take 23 people every year - and last year they were all white!...
Hope they still have affirmative action in Boston

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